Jackie: A Tale of Perversity and Woe

Okay. I seriously had no idea that Sendhil Ramamurthy has a kid. I really didn't know. And now I feel so guilty for writing RPS about the guy. Because my "philosophy", if you will, about writing RPS has been that even if one of them is married (or both of them), it's all right to slash them as long as, you know, neither of them has a family or anything. BUT HE DOES. HE HAS A KID. A ONE OR TWO YEAR OLD KID. A line has been crossed for me. And I don't think I'll be writing any more Zach/Sendhil. I just...ARGH! *crawls into ditch and hides* I'M SO ASHAMED.

Title: The Sendhil Who Cried Wolf
Characters/Pairings: Zach/Sendhil
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash. Mild sex stuff. Cursing.
Word Count: 2803
Summary: Sendhil pursed his lips to keep from smiling. How he enjoyed teasing the new people.
Disclaimer: I am, of course, in no way insinuating that any of this is real. This is entirely fictional, and Zach and Sendhil are merely my puppets are being treated as fictional characters. Plz no sue kthnx.
A/N: This is a companion fic to this, but it's not necessary to have read that to understand this one. ^_^ Enjoy!

It's fun. I enjoy making people uncomfortable.

Title: Zach Likes When Sendhil is Nekkid
Characters/Pairings: Zach/Sendhil (one-sided)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Slash. Mild sex stuff. Cursing.
Word Count: 1229
Summary: Things like this always seemed to happen to him...he would always fall for the married, straight guy.
Disclaimer: I am, of course, in no way insinuating that any of this is real. This is entirely fictional, and Zach and Sendhil are merely my puppets are being treated as fictional characters. Plz no sue kthnx.
A/N: I finally did it. I finally wrote this pairing. *headdesk* I am a terrible person...but the plot bunnies! They are merciless!

It was wrong, thinking these things. He knew it was. It was wrong and it was pointless.

I can't write. Whatever made me think I could write? I'm an idiot. Who also can't write. Well, I can write somewhat half-way decently. But mostly everyone else can write, like, 10000000x better than me and it's driving me nuts because I'll never be good enough.

*le emo*

(this has nothing to do with the bestofheroes thing, btw. Just in case that's what you were thinking. I wasn't expecting to win, and would've been totally shocked and confused if I had.)

...and even though I'm having a Writer's Emo Moment right now, I still want to write a Zach/Sendhil fic. TOO---MANY---PLOT BUNNIES---*short-circuits and dies*

I have to get rid of something on The List. Probably Mohinder/Thompson, since I can write that anytime and I have no ideas for it yet.

LATER: Okay. I started the Zach/Sendhil fic. And I hate having story files named "Untitled", I gave it a temporary title, and it keeps cracking me up, and I can't concentrate.

It's "Zach Likes When Sendhil is Nekkid".

You see? It keeps making me think I'm writing crack, which I'm not.