Jackie: A Tale of Perversity and Woe

It's that time of year again, where I have to wear layers and layers of clothing and feel the biting, cold wind cut across my face as I trudge half a mile to work. I dug my long-sleeved shirts out of the basement tonight, sighing as I did so. I hate winter. But I also hate summer. I might hate summer more then winter, because at least during winter I don't have to shave my legs. And it's a lot easier to get warm when it's cold out than to get to a normal temperature when it is 95 degrees. Not to mention, winter has Christmas. BUT, summer has my birthday.

What about you guys? Which season do you think is the lesser evil?

[Poll #1654829]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND EIGHT -- JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT and ELLEN PAGE.

The final round! Choose wisely.

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[Poll #1617020]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND SIX -- NESTOR CARBONELL and ROSARIO DAWSON.

Now, every subsequent round will have an extra picture for each person! Yay!

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[Poll #1616170]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND FOUR -- ADRIAN PASDAR and RITA MORENO.

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[Poll #1615381]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

There were multiple ties in the last round, and since tiebreakers never work, I'm just going to decide who goes.

OUT IN ROUND TWO -- DUSTIN HOFFMAN and JENNIFER GARNER.

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[Poll #1614776]

I'M DOING IT AGAIN MWAHAHAHA

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not not.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

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[Poll #1613845]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND EIGHT -- SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY and FREIDA PINTO. This is the final round, guys!

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[Poll #1576776]

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND SIX -- JON STEWART and AMANDA SEYFRIED.

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[Poll #1575986]

Okay, so, there were problems with the poll earlier -- first it wasn't coming up as a poll at all, then I couldn't even access the poll once it started working, so I changed it to comments, but then the poll stuff started working again, so I am just nixing all of the votes from today and starting over tomorrow afternoon. So...

Round 6 of The Hotness Contest will start over tomorrow!

THE RULES
1. I have picked 10 female and 10 male celebs I find attractive.
2. Every day, I will make a poll and you'll have to vote for the ONE girl and ONE guy you find the LEAST attractive (not so much who you like or don't like, but who you find hot or not hot.)
3. After 24 hours, the poll will be closed and the man and woman with the most votes will be disqualified. There will then be a new poll with the remaining contestants.
4. After ten days, there will be two winners!!

OUT IN ROUND THREE -- NAVEEN ANDREWS and AMANDA PEET. It was a tie both times for the lassies, so I must bang my gavel and banish someone myself. (I did eenie meenie miney moe and Amanda Peet lost)

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[Poll #1574447]