Jackie: A Tale of Perversity and Woe

I was killing some time in the mall while I was waiting to see Inglourious Basterds and this make-up kiosk lady tried to sell me some of her make-up crap, and I bought two of the things to help her out. She told me they were $8 dollars each, but I just looked at the receipt and they were twenty dollars each. And apparently I cannot get a refund. God, what a bitch. Hopefully my mom can get use out of them or something, since I never wear make-up. I gotta stop feeling bad for people who are trying to sell me stuff!

But, Inglourious Basterds was awesome, so that's an upside to today. And New York tomorrow! Oh yeah.

There was a Plan. It was a good Plan. I was going to do all of my homework as soon as I got home from work so I could have time later to finally watch Pulp Fiction.

It's almost 8:30 and I have not done either.

Now I have to do my homework and I will not be done with it for a while, at least, and thus NO MOVIE.

I have had this damn thing for a week and I still haven't watched it. AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED MORE OF ALIAS EITHER.

DAMN YOU, SHINY INTERNETS. DAMN YOU. ESPECIALLY YOU, fanficrants! You're the true culprit in all of this!