tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by joker_andthief robert downey jr purse)
I don't know if I mentioned this on here, but my class had to go to a ballet tonight for our Literature class. This was something none of us were looking forward to, because 1) all of us hate our teacher so much that, no matter what he says or does -- even if it's the most awesome thing ever -- it will be treated with contempt and will be mercilessly mocked and complained about, and 2)...well, it's a fucking ballet.

But most of us sucked it up and went anyway. Me and Andrea took the subway there together, and the two of us sat with Justin, Joe, John, and Ian (lot of people in our class whose names start with J's). So we all sit through the first one and John's like, "I'm gonna ask if we can go". So he did, and apparently the teacher said it was all right, so the four of them high-tailed it out of there. Me and Andrea stuck around until after the second one, when we decided we were tired and wanted to go back. We ended up walking down to Times Square and going to the Virgin Megastore and the big Toys R' Us. Good times. We ran into a guy dressed up as Spider-Man, and earlier today I ran into someone dressed as Spider-Man with a long black coat, and I think I have a bizarre fetish for guys who dress up as Spider-Man. *~the more you know~*

Anyway, we're all fairly certain the Lit teacher is gay, and tonight basically confirmed it for me. He was talking to this dude before we all went inside, and the BODY LANGUAGE, guys! Then the dude wound up sitting next to Andrea and he was asking us about him and his class. I totally ship it.
tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by lazydaisy501 lol homobot)
Me: (sitting in my bedroom, reading this post)

Mom: (in living room) It's just gay!

Me: (immediately runs out of bedroom) What's gay? :D

Mom: Huh? Nothing's gay...

Me: But... you just said something was gay.

Mom: I didn't say that!

Me: Well, what did you say, then?!

Mom: Your father was talking about how he got this cake and he didn't like it. Where did you get gay from?

Me: I guess I just heard what I wanted to hear.

Mom: Clearly.
tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by ediblestars bret/jemaine OMMGG)
LOOK. LOOK AT THE GAY.

NO, YOU DON'T GET A CUT.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Teh Gheys!

Sep. 30th, 2007 07:28 pm
tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by angeliquesg OMG ghey makeout!!!)
YES!!!! I am finally finished with my satirical essay! *does happy dance* I am posting it because I am just so darn happy.

Some background info before you read: This essay is a Ciceronian Oratory, written in the style of A Modest Proposal. That means that this is satirical and in no way should be taken seriously (except for towards the end).

Read more... )
tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by me sendhil gaaayyyzzz)
Oh, man. *chuckles*

Today at school, a bunch of these football guys were wearing THE SHORTEST SHORTS IN EXISTENCE. OH MY GOD. It was the funniest thing ever. XD I just couldn't control myself; I burst out laughing right after I had passed them.

And yesterday, during Speech class, our teacher had some people walk around the room and act differently, i.e. "big", "small", "slow", et cetera. During the "small" one, this one guy went up to this other guy and gave him THE GAYEST HUG IN THE WORLD, and thirty seconds later, after they had walked around for a bit, the guy that had been hugged went up to the other one and asked him for his phone number.

THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE GAYEST GREATEST SCHOOL IN THE UNIVERSE.
tju_tju_tju_tju: by raptureicons @ lj (by 626 icons OMG sauna scene!)
I don't really have too much to say, except:

Picture day was today, and while I was in waiting in line, there were these two football, jock types, and one of them hugged the other from behind and smelled his hair. And he stayed in that position for at least a minute. Gayest thing I have ever seen. XD I was smirking my face off. Then the huggy-dude let the other guy go and was all, "All of these people probably think I'm bisexual now." "You mean you're not?! O_o" This guy WINS. He just wins. Totally the highlight of the day.

ETA: Daniel Radcliffe might be doing Equus on Broadway???????????

THIS IS SO NOT FAIR. FIRST ZACHARY QUINTO, NOW DAN RADCLIFFE? NOT ONLY DAN RADCLIFFE, BUT NAKED DAN RADCLIFFE????

But hey! Weird Al's gonna be performing at this fair about forty minutes away in a couple days! :D MY MOM MUST LET ME GO. SHE OWES ME.

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