Jackie: A Tale of Perversity and Woe

You see, this is why I never dress nice. I'm always pulling and tugging at everything and I have to sit a certain way or I'm scared people will see up my skirt, and I'm constantly checking to see if you can see the stubble on my legs, and if my toenails looks gross, and if my skirt is gonna blow up with the wind, or if I look like a moron, or what have you. It's so much less hassle to dress in a t-shirt, hoodie, and jeans every day.

Also, my allergies aren't helping. I am so goddamn sick of sneezing constantly. I don't even know what I'm allergic to!

So, I went into Seattle today with my mom, and we went into Macy's and I tried on this dress just for the hell of it... AND DUDE. IT WAS LIKE THE BEST DRESS. I looked so good in it! But it was almost $300, so I couldn't buy it. :(((((( Now I wanna go to prom for the specific purpose of wearing that dress, haha. I mean, geez, I never even wear dresses, but I am always inexplicably drawn to them. Like make-up. And high-heeled shoes. Never wear THOSE either, but I always want them.

In other news, I have about five ideas for Shawn/Lassiter fics and I can't stop thinking about them. I think this is probably my new OTP Of The Moment...