The Past Two Days, Abridged.

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Bonner: What Republican would you rather have sex with?
Me: Ah, shit... um... I dunno. I've got no idea. Hmm... none, I guess.
Bonner: YOU FAILED THE TEST!
Me: Huh?
Bonner: You're not supposed to think about it! You just say "no"! Oh my God. I can't believe you'd sleep with a Republican. What's the matter with you?

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Bonner: Who would you have a threesome with?
Me: Out of anyone ever?
Bonner: Yes.
Me: Shit, that gives me too many options! I dunno.
Bonner: What about Robert Downey Jr and Jon Stewart?
Me: Hmm. Not bad, not bad.

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[watching Harriet the Spy]
Bonner: This movie is SO much better than it was when we were six!

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Bonner: Yeah, well, my great-great-great grandfather discovered soup!

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Me: It's this site, and basically you can just have your own TV channel. You can even set it up so it's on 24/7.
Bonner: Holy shit!
Me: IT'S THE DREAM.