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Title: Adventures in Stupidity (With Your Host, Mike Newton)
Characters/Pairing: Mike/Edward (one-sided)
Rating: soft R
Spoilers/Warnings: Some sexual content.
Word Count: 3731
Summary: So how could he have a crush on Edward Cullen? Obviously he didn’t, since he didn’t act like a gay guy, and so he wasn’t gay, and therefore he did not have a crush on Edward Cullen.
A/N: Spawned from the Mike Newton Music/Fic Meme I did a while back. Enjoy! ^_^
It was one of Mike's best-kept secrets that it wasn't Edward Cullen he was jealous of -- it was Bella Swan.
Characters/Pairing: Mike/Edward (one-sided)
Rating: soft R
Spoilers/Warnings: Some sexual content.
Word Count: 3731
Summary: So how could he have a crush on Edward Cullen? Obviously he didn’t, since he didn’t act like a gay guy, and so he wasn’t gay, and therefore he did not have a crush on Edward Cullen.
A/N: Spawned from the Mike Newton Music/Fic Meme I did a while back. Enjoy! ^_^
It was one of Mike's best-kept secrets that it wasn't Edward Cullen he was jealous of -- it was Bella Swan.