My entire evening has been wasted.

There was a Plan. It was a good Plan. I was going to do all of my homework as soon as I got home from work so I could have time later to finally watch Pulp Fiction.

It's almost 8:30 and I have not done either.

Now I have to do my homework and I will not be done with it for a while, at least, and thus NO MOVIE.

I have had this damn thing for a week and I still haven't watched it. AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED MORE OF ALIAS EITHER.

DAMN YOU, SHINY INTERNETS. DAMN YOU. ESPECIALLY YOU, fanficrants! You're the true culprit in all of this!