Jackie: A Tale of Perversity and Woe

I know! Once the macro-speak is in your brainz, there's no getting rid of it.

*Tries to recall your prompt...* Did it involve handcuffs in the afterlife? :D

PS: LOLZ I just had my first LJ drama! I was sorta flamed and defriended. It was teh uhhsome!

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I still can't believe I actually TALKED in macro-speak...

Me: Oh, and I gotz mah paychekz! Yay! :D
Mom: You got more than one paycheck?
Me: ...No. That's just the way I talk now.

I can't possibly explain macros to her. She's still scratching her head over the whole slash thing, ha.

It sure did. ^_^ It was kinda inspired by the last Harry Potter book. I would've written it myself, but then the fic exchange happened and I decided to pass it along.

LMAO What happened?

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LOLZ never tried talking in macro-speak. Then again I don't speak English at home (only in mah headz).

Yeah, my mom squinted suspiciously at the word 'pwns' for 5 minutes.

It was one helluva prompt. xD I asked for something bondagey, too (tie bondage, to be precise). Maybe we scared our recipients away? :D

TEH DRAMAZ. (http://bigbadwolfeboro.livejournal.com/38886.html) Don't go in without a brain helmet.

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I'm trying to control it. I don't like it when people stare at me funny. ;P

LOL. XD My mom caught me writing my macros one time. She just shook her head and walked away.

Haha, perhaps we did. ;)

...Wow. Someone needs to get a sense of humor.

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They only stare because they find your macro wayz enchanting! :D

...I laughed for maybe 5 minutes when I saw her post.

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I also love how she clearly doesn't know what "ironic" means. :p

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No, no. Don't you see? It's Ironic with a capital I! Clearly she's referring to the Alanis Morissette song.

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Oh, of course! How stupid of me. *shakes head at self* Oh, well. You Live, You Learn.

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Those are fascinating dramaz...I'm glad I had my brain helmet securely in place. Yours is much more fun than my first drama, which resulted in someone unfriending me because apparently I'm an evil white power racist (note: she's still watching my fic comm).

I like 'because I'm an evil, canon-mutilating wh0r' better. :P

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Oh, man. I'm intrigued now. Linkage? :D

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Well. Here you go. (http://cerebel.livejournal.com/55963.html) Supreme Court wank. Yep. To be fair, my post was a little purposefully one-sided. I kinda wanted to see some debate, but I wasn't expecting OMGANGER and unfriending.

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Oh yeah, I remember reading that post of yours.

Heh, wow. But at least the discussion was intelligent instead of

fantasticpants's OMGDRAMA today, lawlz. ;)

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Yeah. It was a little bit my fault. But the "I can't deal with this" and unfriending I thought made the post quite LJ-tastic.

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Oh, I don't know, your dramaz sounds most interesting, too! Hmm. Maybe your evil white power ways haven't reached your fics yet? Though I do suspect sekrit racist Mylar propaganda...

UR CANON. LET ME RAEP U IT.

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How can Mylar be racist?? Seriously. Like Sylar would enslave Mohinder because of his skin color. It would totally be because of genetic inferiority. *nod*

U MADE CANON CRY. IZ UNFRENDIN TIEMS.

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... one look at Mohinder and anyone should know he's superior in every way to anyone else in the world, ever.

/bias

But woe, no seeing wank for me! I guess I'll need to settle for that ... uh, thing. I'm not entirely sure what that is. Slash is out to ... get her?

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LOL. I ♥ Mohinder. Unfortunately, I have several friends who hate him with a fiery passion. It's a little annoying, on occasion.

Sorry :( Journal has been flocked ever since some awkward RL people found it.

fantasticpants's wank is more fun than mine, anyhow.

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DUDE.

I may or may not know who's writing your fic.

And she/he/it may or may not have said to tell you that it's on its way.

*shifty eyes*

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Oooh, I might see. Thanks for maybe telling me, perhaps.

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Gees, it really sucks to be creepy and anonymous. :(
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cerebel :He/she/it? Hello?
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tju_tju_tju_tju : I am so, so incredibly sorry. I've been incredibly incompetent with everything lately. I'm not on your flist, but I do like you. :( It's being written as I speak and if they won't accept it, I'll e-mail it to you personally.

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