*dies laughing*

Oh, man... I'm reading my journals from 5th grade and this shit is even funnier than the ones from middle school. PEOPLE ONLY LIKE ME BECAUSE I HAVE GATORADE, GUYS. XDDDDD

And these code names are hilarious -- "Miss Garbage Can"? "Gown Gal"? "Monster Feet"?! I was one strange kid.

*lols over more entries* Oh, I wouldn't trade my day camp experiences for anything. This is too entertaining.

DEAR FUCKING GOD WHY

Not only does my computer not have a basically functional hard drive, but now -- NOW!!! -- it is having the exact same fucking problem my old fucking computer was having in which the A/C adapter is no longer working too!!!!!! HOW MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT CAN I BE EXPECTED TO DEAL WITH WITH THIS PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT COMPUTER??????

That's it. I'm going to buy a Mac, and no one can stop me.