We're moving AGAIN????????????

APPARENTLY my parents have decided to move to Arizona. In July.

JUST. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Why why why whyyyyyyyyyy would they move TWO FREAKING MONTHS before I have to move to New York City?! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE AND THEN MOVE AGAIN IN LIKE EIGHT WEEKS WHAT THE HELL. My parent's logic makes no fucking sense AT ALL.

My mom has assured me that we are going to the Flight of the Conchords concert no matter what, though, so there's that at least. I'm glad they haven't decided to take that from me too.

And also, why would you move to Arizona in the dead of summer??

I JUST... DON'T... UNDERSTAND... *brain explodes* Do my mom and dad share a bad timing gene or something? First my mom with the moving my senior year, and now my dad with the moving at the most inconvenient time possible for me. UGGGHH.

ETA: And the thing is, my dad's being so hypocritical because he told me that he wants me to work more during the summer so I'm not "hanging around the house all day". Which I was cool with, because hey, more money for me. But since we'd be moving in JULY, I couldn't possibly get a new job, because who's gonna want to hire someone who'll only be there for two months? So I'll be doing exactly what he didn't want me to do, especially since it's friggin Arizona and it's gonna be hot as hell and I will never want to leave the air-conditioned house, ever. UGH. I might as well just move back East when they move to Arizona, for God's sake.