There's an Australian accent in my head.

I think I just may be one of the laziest suckers on this planet. I think I also may be the person who hates Chemistry the most. Out of anybody. Ever.

I find it strange how I can be such a diligent worker some days---gotta get this done! Okay! It's finished! Onto the next thing! Whew!---and all of the other days are like this one: Fuck it. Don't want to do shit. What the hell is the point. English blows. Chemistry blows (literally sometimes). Everything just fucking sucks. I want to play video games and go on the computer and eat greasy, artery-clogging chips until I am 300 pounds. Because I am supposed to enjoy life, dammit, not spend my time juggling a book and my laptop while I try to type out a sentence from said book for my fucking journal entry that is totally pointless and insipid.

But then I think: you asshole, you sound like every other goddamn teenager on this planet. Don't do nuffink, just sit and do whatever useless activity you want because you are a lazy cunt. Eat chips until you're morbidly obese? What is wrong with you? Why can't you wake up and make something out of yourself, you wanker???

And then I think: I really need to stop watching Sean Bedlam videos.

The End.